Some place there is a particular order. This is not that place.
English I
The following stems from the class discussion about Steinbeck's The Pearl.
Student 1: "The doctor is all fat from eating corncakes."
Student 2: "And bacon."
Student 3: "And human." He pauses and looks at his copy of the novel. "I don't know. Am I the
only one who got the cannibal version?"
Reading/Writing II
"Rachael smells like strawberries and goodness."
Havig: "Did you get hooked up?" Inquiring if a student still needed the pencil that he had
requested earlier.
Student: "Hooked up? What movie did you watch last night, Boyz N the Hood?"
Okay, even if I am the butt of the joke on this last one (which we all know rarely happens), they're still pretty awesome.
training sticks
14 years ago
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