Some place there is a particular order.  This is not that place.
English I
The following stems from the class discussion about Steinbeck's The Pearl. 
Student 1:  "The doctor is all fat from eating corncakes."    
Student 2:  "And bacon."
Student 3:  "And human."  He pauses and looks at his copy of the novel.  "I don't know.  Am I the
                      only one who got the cannibal version?" 
                       
 Reading/Writing II
"Rachael smells like strawberries and goodness." 
Havig:  "Did you get hooked up?"  Inquiring if a student still needed the pencil that he had
                                                            requested earlier.
Student:  "Hooked up?  What movie did you watch last night, Boyz N the Hood?"
              
Okay, even if I am the butt of the joke on this last one (which we all know rarely happens), they're still pretty awesome.
training sticks
15 years ago
 
 
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